Dari SD sampe umur mau 20 tahun..pfuih..masih inget aj aku ma orang yang bilang hidung ak kaya jambu monyet!. Dulu SD aku pernah dikata-katain Tuan Takur gara-gara ak keturunan India..damn all. Apalagi mereka bilang India tuw pornografinya besar, jadi Caesar otaknya pasti bokep mulu..astrud!, anak SD dah ngomongin bokep??aku aj masih maenan Tamiya, temen-temen ak maenan bokep..
*at the times..there was my theacher said.."Hey Jambu..kesini kamu.!"..
*and I asked, "da pa pak??"..
*he answered.".Hidungmu pake silikon yah??"..
*I aswered once more.."iyah daripada hidung bapak lubang cuma berfungsi satu "( coz I knew that he had sinusitis)hahaha..coz he always"umbelen".hahaha.
*Kemudian, dia menbentak.."Kurang ajar kamu! jangan mentang-mentang kamu anak pejabat bisa kurang ajar!".
*Aku jawab lagi dung..gila..papa ak dibawa-bawa.."bapak juga ngapain komentar tentang hidung aku..ngiri?..aku somasi loh tar.."(anak SD dah tau tentang somsi niyy..hahaha)
*for a while, he was be quiet and suddenly asked apologize after my headmaster called him..dia bilang gini.."maaf ya caesar..caesar tau kan bapak suka bercanda.."
what the fuckin hell you told in the face??
aku hanya senyum dan temen-temen ak malah teriak.."hidup caesar!!"
after that, start from the times..I'll be wild or unpolite if somebody bring my family in foolish conversation..what' wrong with my nose?? what's wrong with my India breed?? I'm proud being India breed..kan bukan kandungan lokal..masih seperempat impor!hahaha
*at the times..there was my theacher said.."Hey Jambu..kesini kamu.!"..
*and I asked, "da pa pak??"..
*he answered.".Hidungmu pake silikon yah??"..
*I aswered once more.."iyah daripada hidung bapak lubang cuma berfungsi satu "( coz I knew that he had sinusitis)hahaha..coz he always"umbelen".hahaha.
*Kemudian, dia menbentak.."Kurang ajar kamu! jangan mentang-mentang kamu anak pejabat bisa kurang ajar!".
*Aku jawab lagi dung..gila..papa ak dibawa-bawa.."bapak juga ngapain komentar tentang hidung aku..ngiri?..aku somasi loh tar.."(anak SD dah tau tentang somsi niyy..hahaha)
*for a while, he was be quiet and suddenly asked apologize after my headmaster called him..dia bilang gini.."maaf ya caesar..caesar tau kan bapak suka bercanda.."
what the fuckin hell you told in the face??
aku hanya senyum dan temen-temen ak malah teriak.."hidup caesar!!"
after that, start from the times..I'll be wild or unpolite if somebody bring my family in foolish conversation..what' wrong with my nose?? what's wrong with my India breed?? I'm proud being India breed..kan bukan kandungan lokal..masih seperempat impor!hahaha